Once upon a cynical asshole:: Archive

Jan 1st

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When total strangers are taking pictures in...

odea:

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How i always think i'll spend my new years:

eleventy7: How I’ll actually spend it :

Jan 1st

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TUMBLRS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR.

simplybroken: - WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR. - WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE. - WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR, - AND FAILED. - THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE. - THE DAY TUMBLR CRASHED FOR 32 HOURS. - WHEN TUMBLR CAME BACK Ohyeah. :>

Dec 31st

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That awkward moment when you accidentally start...

You act all cool, as if nothing happened: You even laugh at yourself a little: But inside you’re all like:

Dec 31st

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So like,

Guys while Jumping is like, Girls are like,

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

That moment when someone is staring at you

ilikestrawberries-: and you’re like “WHAT?” and they’re like and you’re like “that’s right bitch, look away”

Dec 31st

That awkward moment

iloveeucalyptus: when you jokingly ask if anyone wants to marry you and no one jokingly offers.

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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when my family walks in and im on tumblr:

xoxoitsmeadani: please nobody post porn what if they see my url what if they ask why im starring at facebook and not doing anything what if they ask why i always tilt my screen when theyre behind me

Dec 30th

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Watch

OMG I DIED LAUGHING SO MUCH!!! ROFLMAO!! tonightily: dailygrind-: dadddyb: obeyali: I FUCKED DIED 10 TIMES.LOL “When I’m 15 I’m going to get a job at Chuck E Cheese.” isn’t that the my little pony song.. deja vu, anyone ?

Dec 30th

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I love those days when you just don't give a fuck

christ-onabike: alyaae: Hair looks like shit? Homework still to do? Room still to clean? Bitches trying to make you mad? Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama? Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?

Dec 30th

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That awkward moment when none of the men you...

moonythemarauder:

Dec 30th

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