February 2011
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
grilledcheese-:
timmmypang:
this is me…like, all the time.
Bruno Mars should be on Jersey Shore.
thisnigguhjordan:
He’ll catch the grenades for you..
ahahahahaha
January 2011
Reblog and BOLD what applies to you. →
babyletsjustbe:
My Personality :
I’m loud
I’m obnoxious
I’m sarcastic
I’m cocky
I cry easily
I have a bad temper
For the most part, I don’t like people
I’m easy to get along with (to some people)
I have more enemies than friends
I’ve smoked
I’ve smoked weed
I drink coffee
I clean my room daily
My Appearance :
I wear makeup
I wear a piece of jewelery at all times
I...
when I walk into a group of hot guys
blaggot:
expectation:
reality:
I'm pretty sure my Valentines would be something...
randomness-is-epic:
my friends:
me:
HAPPY 1000TH POST TO ME...SUCK MA DICK!
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…
...
Can February march?
No, but April may!
When you close the wrong tab
scrotum-death:
penishole:
david-alexander:
eesdatbadporyou:
icantgotopigfartsitsonmars:
scarfofsexualpreference:
pigfartspimp:
save-me-barry:
ladyvoldemort:
imnotreallyanurse:
wallflow3r:
-notafraid:
feelingicanbesomeone:
fromyourenemy:
datkaitlin:
stzephanie:
prettikittimeow:
ashtonxapple:
novvemberr:
Wat.
(via j-rozay)
holy shitt.
Yikesss
its sad that most people will ignore...